Next casualty of the recession: spas. Any place whose doors I’ve darkened in the last ten years has been in touch over recent months; some highlights from this week:

We’re writing to share some news about some incredible Limited Time Only Offers. …Serious Savings While Appointments Last!

50% OFF Selected Facials

As a welcome back, we are pleased to offer you a *COMPLIMENTARY $25 Gift Card when you book a Therapeutic Body Massage of 60mins duration or more. You will also receive a 25% discount on retail items during your return visit!

Flash Promotion! $25 off Facials Tonight?