Oh boy, satellite colonoscopy feed!

From my newsfeed inbox this morning:

Transmitted by CNW Group on : January 23, 2007 09:00

Video B-Roll Via Satellite – McGuinty Government to Make Important Investment in Cancer Screening

TORONTO, Jan. 23 /CNW/ – The following B-Roll is available at the listed
times and co-ordinates:
Live Satellite Coordinates:

DATE OF FEED: Tuesday, January 23, 2007

TIME OF FEED: 10:00 am – 10:30 am ET

CO-ORDINATES: Anik F2 C
Transponder 3B
Audio subcarrier 6.2 and 6.8
Downlink frequency 3820 vertical

STORY SUMMARY:
Health and Long-Term Care Minister George Smitherman will make an
important announcement regarding colorectal cancer screening for at-risk
Ontarians.

Shotlist: (RT 13:16)
– b-roll visual of colonoscopy procedure
– (etc.)

I’ll not make fun of the need for colorectal cancer screening, which I agree is important, but really: visuals of the procedure, first thing in the morning, via satellite? Ergh.