From a press release for a media event sponsored by La Senza, Hellmann’s and Tide:

Jane is 34 and she’s a mover-and-shaker at work. At home, think of her as the Chief Household Officer. This also makes her Manager of Nutrition, Investment Advisor, Family Trip Planning Counsel and Director of Hockey Equipment Delivery. And that’s just last weekend.

Shopping and cooking, looking after money, planning trips, gathering sports equipment , wearing lingerie — OH MY GOD, I’m a Chief Household Officer too! Or, as some might think of it, a functioning adult.