I love the Criminal Code, pt. n+1

From today’s majors:

Gary Lynch, 45, of Toronto, is charged with:

1) Prowling by Night, (prowling on the property of another person near a dwelling-house)
2) Attempt Break and Enter,
3) Mischief under $5,000.

Prowling by Night! What a most excellent charge. I do still regret the lack of Grand Mischief as a charge, however.